Have you ever popped open a can of Diet Pepsi and, in the dead of the early morning, heard them?
You expected only a quick sizzle as you casually flipped back the tab, risking a chip in your newly polished nail, but now suddenly you are bombarded by cries for help from within:
"Dave?! Dave, what's happening?!"
"Someone must have switched to anti-gravity!"
"WHAT?"
"Just grab my hand, Cheryl, I'll hold you down!"
"Don't let me go, don't you dare let go ---- Dave!"
POP.
And the prospect of a flat soda had never seemed quite so depressing...
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